i dont understand why people use gaylord as an insult maybe i want to be lord of the gays. bow down to me
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"I think the atheist outlook is actually a beautifully optimistic one. It’s an amazing thing to cast aside your faith because you found beauty in reality. It’s powerful to know that we are the product of billions of years of evolution, and we overcame mind-boggling odds to get to the point we’re at today. It’s motivating to me that because this is the one life we have, and that there is no afterlife, that we have to make the most of the years that we’re alive and we have this ability to do amazing things. And it’s inspiring to me that I get to create my own purpose in life. There’s nothing negative about the atheist message."
— Hemant Mehta (friendlyatheist.com)
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the amount of shit michael jones has done to his body with food alone for the sake of video comedy is alarming
i just searched “rt michael challenge” on youtube and:
- ghost pepper
- 5lb gummi bear
- saltine challenge
- 12 lava cakes
- an entire bottle of barbecue sauce
- cinnamon challenge
- energy powder
- milk and cheetos+motion sickness
like goddamn, boy.
im pretty sure he’s not human bc how the fuck did he handle a ghost pepper.